The
hunger started growing inside of Major almost as soon as he set foot back into the village. He knew it was beginning to bubble inside of him when he'd had a bite of a peach at the Inn and the thing tasted half like ash, half like fruit. While his amnesia took its time wearing off, he'd spent time in the woods, attempting to catch squirrels and woodland creatures to try and get some of their brains - just enough to satiate him until he could find a more permanent and more appetite-suppressing solution.
Luckily, he'd recovered all his memories and run into Liv and Ravi, both of whom were sharing the same cabin. He'd been told that they'd been gifted brains by the Gift Gods, which was nothing short of a miracle, considering all of them needed to get their cranial munch on with some regularity.
Ravi told him that they were still mapping out the personality traits of each brain, so Major chose one at random and decided to cut himself off a hefty chunk. He didn't need the whole thing, and he didn't need it every week the way Liv did, but he still needed enough to make the cravings and the hunger stop.
It wasn't soon before long that the personality of whomever once used that brain started emerging.
Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on perspective, it happened to be the brain of a young fashionista. It also happened that this particular fashionista hated
everything clothing-related in the village.
When he goes around the village for this particular week, he can be seen wearing:
a blazer repurposed from his bright, raspberry-colored scrubs with no shirt underneath because
ugh shirts, the collar of which has been adorned with various feathers he's found around the village (some might've been forcefully stolen off of a few unfortunate birds);
his usual jeans that he's tailored and tapered to fit more tightly (though nothing as abhorrent as a
skinny jean);
perfectly "messy" (read: toussled
just so) hair with a
Zoolander Blue Steel pout to match;
his
usual shoes;
and a rotating crown made of interwoven twigs, sometimes with flowers, other times not because
nature. It really matches the ~aesthetic~ of the village and ties the whole thing together.
If he catches you eyeing his new threads, he might give you a judgmental sneer and a click of his tongue to his teeth, insisting that he was trying to go for something reminiscent of
Gaultier Fall 2011, but
ugh, it's impossible to make
anything remotely decent of a runway in this place, what with the minimal fabrics and access to electric sewing machines.
But lord help you if you call the color red "blood orange." He might just verbally eviscerate you for that.
It's fucking red.