Major Nathaniel Lilywhite (
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[but i never thought that you would take it this far. what do i know? flashing lights, lights.]
WHO: Major Lilywhite
WHERE: #46
WHEN: January
OPEN TO: Ravi Chakrabarti
WARNINGS: Will update as needed
WHERE: #46
WHEN: January
OPEN TO: Ravi Chakrabarti
WARNINGS: Will update as needed
Major has no idea how it happens, but he wakes up to .. light. Not the normal sunlight, peeking thorugh the windows that he's gotten accustomed to, but the much more impressive and much more desired .. artificial light. As in ... light bulbs. As in .. Thomas Edison's greatest invention. And, whereas he might normally tuck back into sleep for a little while longer instead of dragging himself out of bed at the ass crack of dawn, his eyes spring open with confusion and excitement.
The stained-glass lamp that's sat at the side of his bed, unused and defunct, is miraculously on, and Major feels like he's having a stroke. Or in the middle of the best dream he's had in recent months. He reaches out to switch it off and, sure enough, it functions just as a normal lamp would. He flicks the thing on, off, on, off, on, off a number of times before it all finally sinks in.
"Oh my god!" he shouts, throwing himself from bed. "Holy shit. HOLY SHIT!" He leaves the light on and then bursts out of his room, racing towards Ravi's door, which he bangs his fists on like he's playing some weird bongo.
"RAVI! RAVI GET OUT HERE! RAVI! HOLY SHIT, RAVI! WE HAVE ELECTRICITY!"
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"Not a word to anyone about how I embraced the coffee," he warns, because he knows it's not exactly a very proud thing that he wants people knowing.
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"I mean. You gotta do better than that, man. Let's see how this coffee turns out first before I go and start making promises not to use blackmail material."
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"Unless one of your vintagey little cameras shows up, it's just your word against mine," he points out, a touch smug. "I could always go around telling people that you're the serial coffee hugger."
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"Oh man, what I wouldn't give for one of those babies to show up in a box. Though I never really learned how to properly develop film, so I'd just be .. taking photos and letting them sit on the rolls 'til the end of time. Kind of a waste. Besides the fact that I don't think there's a damn person in this village who'd believe you if you said that."