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sixthiterationlogs2019-03-10 12:12 pm
poaceae) wrote in sixthiterationlogs2019-03-10 12:12 pm
[open] Normal guy, forest guy, just like normal forest guy~
WHO: Fern Mertens (The Grass Boy)
WHERE: Outdoors, etc
WHEN: Mar 10ish
OPEN TO: All, Diego Hargreeves
WARNINGS: Random violence possible
WHERE: Outdoors, etc
WHEN: Mar 10ish
OPEN TO: All, Diego Hargreeves
WARNINGS: Random violence possible
Village Perimeter
OTA
Fern's been feeling more like himself since a week spent on a mysterious quest, fighting monsters and hunting down rare plants. The warm clothes may have helped some too... He's still not good at not being essentially invulnerable, as evidenced by a number of scratches the color of bruised grass on his arms and face. Today he's opted to change his grass shirt and shorts for real fabric pants and t-shirt as well as a blue hooded cloak he found in the store room that he thought looked cool. The hood stays down so as not to interfere with his own (maybe a?) bear hood.He patrols the village perimeter, marching along like a toy soldier with his wooden sword and waving it at any animal he sees while yelling "yeah, that's right, you'd better run!"
For once, he actually seems kinda pretty happy.
Village Edge
Diego
But one can only patrol an unthreatened perimeter for so long before getting bored. And when he does, Fern turns to pretend-fighting an evergreen bush."You think you can just walk in here and attack this here village? You think you can take me?" he demands of the bush, pointing his sword at it. "I'm Fern Mertens, ya heard? Yeah, you're in for it now!"
He then proceeds to throw himself at the bush, attempting to cut it six different ways. It being a bush, and his sword being made of sharpened wood, he manages only to break a whole lot of twigs and cut some leaves off the thing.
"You're not so big now, are ya?"
Outer edges/outside the village, around the bunker, etc
OTA
He definitely loses focus after a while, forgetting altogether that he was trying to patrol the village and make sure everything is safe, hero-style. Instead he takes to wandering, tugging on the occasional branch, moving the occasional rock with his bare, two-toed foot, generally behaving as one does when looking for a hidden door one is certain is nearby. He keeps this up for hours, days, weeks. He may wear the same white shirt and blue pants every day, but he never does seem to bother with shoes or socks.
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"His magic uses grass. Like Ice King with ice. He controls it, or makes it, or something. He's an even bigger dingwad than Ice King, though."
Obviously Diego should know who Ice King is, too.
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And he sounds impressed, and a little confused, and not entirely certain what to think about all of this. Considering what this could mean, frowning slightly.
Then something occurs to him.
"Why'd you get cursed?"
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"He said he thought it'd be cool."
And then Fern proceeded to beat him half to death. Which was apparently the wrong thing to do, but he still doesn't really get why.
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Right, this isn't Five, he has to pretend he knows how to handle talking about kids who aren't old men.
"I think it would be cool to beat the shit out of them."
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"That's what I thought too! I mean, he's evil, right? But Jake got upset and called the banana guards to take him to the hospital."
Wait. Does that mean this guy is bad too? Should he not like him, if he wants to be more like the real Finn?
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"You just don't screw with kids like that. My old man did that to me and my siblings. It was awful, and no kid should go through that," he says, shaking his head.
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"No offense, but your dad sounds like a real time jingle blaster." The way he says it ‘real time jingle blaster’ is a single insult.