It takes Wash a moment to catch what he means. It's been a whole since he- since anyone- honestly, it's been a while since he even thought about it. Like hell was he going to wank off under the scrutiny of the prison staff. ""I'd hate for you to get even colder on my behalf," he says dryly.

"Well, at least it isn't a nightmare ice planet." That has to count for something, right?