"Do you two need a minute alone? Cause I can just take Minor and go back upstairs for a while if you'd like some alone time together," Major says, quirking an eyebrow as he watches Ravi all but fondle and cradle the bag of coffee. It's vaguely sensual and all together odd, even for someone like Major.

"I mean. You gotta do better than that, man. Let's see how this coffee turns out first before I go and start making promises not to use blackmail material."