If this doesn't work, Ravi may consider shoving the apple into Major's mouth just to get a ferret-y friend, but he thinks that not even he's that cruel (or is he?). Staring dubiously at the apple, he shuts his little beady eyes as tight as he can before he dives right back into the apple to bite it again.

Seconds later, he sort of just poofs right into a very tall, very naked, very human man. Curled in on himself, he gives Major a pathetic look from the ground. "How could it have taken you so long to understand what happened?" is his first demand, voice rough from lack of use.