"Oooh," Major says with a wince at the sight of the puppy frenching. "Good thing he hasn't had a chance to get into anything super gross this morning. Pretty sure Mythbusters also did an episode showing that a dog's mouth is significantly cleaner than a human's mouth at any given point in time, so you've got that going for you, at least." He can't help but chuckle a little at the scene, though.

"Hey! I didn't name him! Ravi did. He thought he was being Super Hilarious pulling that joke. Admittedly, I didn't even get why he called the dog Minor until much later. Huh. I wonder if I shouldn't admit that. Is that embarrassing?" He shakes his head as if to say it doesn't matter; he's already got his foot in his mouth as it is.

The puppy flopping down on its back makes Major have to bite his lower lip to keep himself from whimpering from the cuteness, and he clears his throat to steady himself before following Natasha's lead, only at the backs of Minor's ears instead of his belly.