"Yeah, and the practical portion would obviously have to wait until everyone was done, but it's a good way to entice people into coming. Not that there's much else happening around here. We could get some people there just wanting entertainment," I say with a laugh.

For the sake of everyone's dignity, I keep my pants on as I scrub them. It's hot enough that it might even be nice to wear them on the way home, and not so far I'd need to worry about a rash.

"It might be worth it to see if the weather breaks first, though. The heat is a real energy killer."