"Uh huh," Sam said, tossing the soap up in the air and catching it left-handed. "Insert prison joke here," she added, before tossing it underhanded to him. Not too hard. She wasn't a total dick, after all.

Of course, less of a dick might have looked away. But if she saw something she hadn't seen before, she'd throw a dollar at it.

"Should I ask why there's just a bunch of soap laying around?"