"Usually in horror movies, the minority is the first one to die," Ravi feels compelled to point out, but with two of them, Kira does have a point. It would be harder to kill them from magic shit in the woods if they don't break apart. Also, if he dies because of hail, that's just an embarrassing way to go into the afterlife.

"My hat is gorgeous because it's on me and an extension of my already gorgeous self," he says, trudging inside and shivering a little as he takes off the hat, gesturing for the sink. "Do you mind if I set said gorgeous hat out to dry?"