"You don't seem that miserable or grimy," Amy says, mainly because she's definitely seen worse. "I mean, we could all use a shower," she says, because yeah, she could definitely use about two hours with a loofah, some decent body wash, and shampoo. Conditioner would also be nice, but that feels a little like Amy's asking for too much.

"Not to mention, I've definitely met more awful," she guarantees. "You don't even crack the top ten."