"I can't even understand how this happened or where you got it, but I love it," he says, sincerely, because it's something he would've shopped for himself and then never bought thanks to the price tag and the fact that he would've just gotten blood or guts or something equally disgusting on it. "Now for the truly terrifying question," he says with a nod of his head.

"Did I manage to remember to get you something?"