"The food here is decidedly average," Foggy agrees. "I think I've missed Miss Hoi An's Vietnamese more than I miss nearly anything else to eat. Even donuts. And bagels. Oh, or those burgers, from the place near Columbia, that one that you said was a health hazard?"

He sighs. "I've stopped loving food here. It's fuel. It sucks. I want processed fats and sugars."