"See, I knew I kept you around for a reason," I reply. I try to not snatch the fabric from him like I have no manners, but I'm only partly successful. My toes are just about frozen through, okay? You'd be grabby, too.

The Snuggie fabric is thick, and I can barely get my socks back on over my feet once I've securely wrapped them, but hey, it also means my toes feel considerably less frost-bitten. If anybody has to lose an appendage, I guess I would rather it be me, but that doesn't mean I'm gunning for it to happen.

"Alright," I say as I push myself back to my feet, just a little wobbly on their wads of fabric. "I guess let's go find out if anybody else is up here or we're just super special."