"Generally speaking. There aren't any other walking talking toasters for you to jam a pipe in, you do that, you'll be hurting an actual person." Insert eyeroll here, the likes of which he hasn't whipped out since the damn Helicarrier. He's bored with the whole fucking thing already, beyond bored, but it's something he's going to need to have to keep an eye on. Because apparently he's got some sort of unofficial authority?

He's never looked at it too hard but this? This could blow up in someone's face.

Best to just nip the potential buds before they get a chance to grow.

"You, tweedle-dee, and tweedle-dead are the only androids in the village where that term is a thing. First of your world. And, well. Only androids period." As far as Tony's aware- he's speaking truthfully. There are plenty of weird people but as far as he's seen? They're all people. Nothing like this jury rigged, faulty coded, twink faced sociopath.