"I'd say that it's a fruitless endeavour, but if there's one thing I've learned about this place, it's that it keeps us on our toes," she says, quite serious about that fact. "One day, someone might dive to the very bottom and find an escape. One day, it may very well be filled with awful liquid cheese," she says as she wrinkles her nose at the thought of that awful stuff Howard had loved so much.

"Here," she invites, opening the inn door as she arrives. "I can show you to one of the rooms. Then you can ask all the questions your heart desires."