"I've been trying to aim my throws to see if there's a place where I don't hear them pinging off the bottom of the fountain," Helen explained. "That way, you know they're going somewhere that isn't brick and water. It's not exactly the best way to go about it but I wanted to test it that way before sticking my entire body in there again and risk getting...stuck."

And yet, it seemed this man had decided to just attack it full-tilt, scientific method be damned.