championofsnark: (wave it me)
Marian Hawke ([personal profile] championofsnark) wrote in [community profile] sixthiterationlogs 2018-12-18 01:41 am (UTC)

Well those people sound like dicks. And they aren't me. I'm the Champion of Kirkwall, I am permanently obligated to try and not let people die.

[She laughs.]

Oh darling, have you seen that fellow? He couldn't possibly lift you. He couldn't lift me.

[Hawke on the other hand was very strong, so she'll try one last ditch effort to talk to him, and then he's getting carried.] Now listen to me, handsome, I can help you walk in, or I can put you over my shoulder, but you wouldn't possibly want that. I tease my friends mercilessly when I get the chance, and I've already picked you to be one of them. You don't want to hear me joke about that time I carried you over my shoulder for the next few years, do you?

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