And it was a fairly legitimate fear up until the least few years. Years when he realized he wasn't even trying that hard to hook up because while sex might be great and amazing, he wasn't going to fall for anyone. Because he had already fallen for Cougar.

"I want..." Right, look him in the eyes because if he looks down, he's going to lose it and beg for something right then, right there. "I think I always have, and I definitely have for a long time now."

Hooking the deer suit on a stalk, he moves to get out of his costume. "And don't think I didn't notice you do have underwear on," he points out.