Hook knows exactly what Vasquez is supposed to be. He's had crew members who dressed similarly, and known men on other crews as well who dressed that way. He would much rather be dressed like that than in what he's wearing. And he could really do without the accessory stuck to his ass. (His walls will be hearing all about that one later, having no one else to complain to.)

He's got a glass of rum clutched in his hand, and eyes the other pirate costume with envy he's not even trying to conceal. "Dressed like that, it would be, wouldn't it?"