"Another stunner for my resume," Jess chuckles, watching the liquid slosh gently until the surface settles motionlessly. Though she doesn't hear anything, she gets up to check on the water. Sure enough, pinhead-sized bubbles are streaming up and bursting quietly. She takes her time in retrieving the mug of oats, grabbing a spoon while she's at it. "That and what's a good way to say I only know how to cook food with zero nutritional value? Anti-dietician?"