She didn't like the idea that they were playing into the Overlords' hands. But she wasn't sure she could buy the premise that they'd just been kidnapped to solve a mystery. It felt a little too science fiction.

Admittedly, her life already was a fucking messy mix of science fiction, fantasy, and horror.

But it probably wasn't healthy to think of life like a genre.

"I've been here going on two years," she said. "And while I'm not big on the social sciences, I have noticed that a lot of social mores and rules are kind of suspended. I came out as a vampire and no one cared. No one's scared of me. We're all just working toward a greater good." She sighed. "All that to say, I think we could get volunteers. If there are any to have."

Was she proposing a research study to her? Did she have to get down on one knee?