If she was hoping to make Sam uncomfortable, she would be deeply disappointed. Sam had dropped out of college for a more uncomfortable reason, so she wasn't exactly one to judge. Which was kind of ironic, because usually, Sam kind of loved to judge.

She just wasn't going to be a fucking hypocrite.

"That sucks," she said instead. "I mean, no offense to babies or anything." But they did have a way of ruining everything.