Wynonna doesn't bother getting up when he explains. She just flops down on to her back, defeated, and a little pathetic.
"The universe is punishing me," Wynonna says, looking a little stunned. "And it's doing it ironically. 'Hey, Town Bicycle, have your own personal super-powered chastity belt.'"

She's not whining. Really. She totally can not hear Doc stressing the first syllable in her name as she crosses her arms over her chest and just plain openly pouts.

"Not cool. So not cool." And then she can't help but giggle.

"Oh god I finally get to be the one to say this: I swear, This Never Happens to Me."