"He kind of looks like a punching bag, come to think of it." It's distracting enough a thought to roll around before, well. That. Blue eyes? Sensible parents? Someone happy to see him despite that?

Top three- he'd be offended but he doesn't know who else is in that lineup and he'll take that with a wink and a smile, pulling the ole PR grin up from the dregs somehow. "Iron Man I am, but blue eyes weren't ever something I had. Is this one of those similar but not quite universe things?" He'd heard of them but hadn't experienced them for himself just yet and, well, a universe where he exists but has A) blue eyes and B) a positive influence in kids getting to college without going into student debt through more than just his work with the Maria Stark foundation? A universe he's not going to mind.