It takes everything in me to not just grab hold of Ravi and run away. I mean, they would catch us — I do not have giraffe legs — but I still want to do it.
"Okay, LOOK," I say, holding up both hands palms-forward as I shoot a pained sidelong glance Ravi's way. "There are three penises here and I have touched two of them. It's a thing. They were both nice in their own ways, nobody is better than anybody else. I think we can all just move right past that and try to focus on the people maybe DYING that we're trying to help. Yes? YES."
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It takes everything in me to not just grab hold of Ravi and run away. I mean, they would catch us — I do not have giraffe legs — but I still want to do it.
"Okay, LOOK," I say, holding up both hands palms-forward as I shoot a pained sidelong glance Ravi's way. "There are three penises here and I have touched two of them. It's a thing. They were both nice in their own ways, nobody is better than anybody else. I think we can all just move right past that and try to focus on the people maybe DYING that we're trying to help. Yes? YES."