"All right, so suicide pact by drowning, but only if it gets us some action," he jokes, even though this is the sort of thing that you're not really supposed to joke about because it's in poor taste, or whatever it is that people say about it. It's not like Ravi's always avoided the crude jokes before, so maybe it is a good time to start.

"Don't worry, we can be bachelors together," he says. "Maybe not with Call of Duty and our televisions, but we could always start a D&D campaign?" At home, he'd been a little ashamed, but here? "I think Sirjay would be excellent at this place."