"Sadly no, although I do know a thing or two about spinal health," I answer, watching carefully as he sits back up. It looks like there's a little bruising, some minor abrasions, but the fall wouldn't have been far and he avoided a direct impact from the tree. The main concern is concussion, but the ground is decently soft here.

"You think you can walk with me over to the hospital so I can check you over properly?" I ask, head tilting to better check pupilary response. It's too damned dark in here.