"If there are corpses stuck at the bottom of the fountain, I really don't want to think about the water quality that we're coping with here," Ravi says, making a face as he thinks about that. "I was really hoping they'd have come through."

"I'm dealing with a medical issue and I could have used the...well, the cadavers," he says, aware that this is all morbid and terrible, but it's the truth, at least.