"Only because you're my girlfriend and you already know several of my weird habits and personal backstory can I say this," he disclaims before he goes into the actual explanation (which is a lot to say given that he's already out of breath and that did nothing to help).

Wiping at his brow, he gets more dirt on it, but at least he's made progress. "This is where I buried one of the bodies after I examined it," he explains. "Only, I'm digging in the wrong place or it never came with us, which only brings up more questions."