Admittedly, there are worse situations Beverly could have walked in on. Much worse. But this is definitely not one she expected to find staring her in the face when she walked in today.

"I'd say I've seen weirder, but that's only because even this place can't compare to polywater intoxication," is her immediate response. "Or, well, no it could. It just hasn't yet."

She makes a face in frustration at her sudden forced honesty and chooses to focus on the finger he seems to be sucking on. "Please tell me you're not bleeding or dying of some finger injury."