"Mostly I'm planning on clearing what's at the door with something other than my hands," he elaborates, "but I'm open to survival craft projects while we wait for this to blow over."

Assuming it would. From what he's read, most disasters here are a matter of days--but the sun hadn't set for at least a month, and why should they assume to know any fucking rules beyond the ones that fuck them repeatedly?

"If it's the pans you're worried about, I'm pretty sure we can find you a new set."