"I should have you sign something for that too," Sam replied. Her kingdom for a notary. Or, you know, a society where finding a notary was your biggest problem.

But she gave Major a smile to let him know she wasn't serious.

Of course not. She was Sam fucking Moon.

No one ever took her seriously, anyway.

"I hope I never have to punch you." And with that, she gave him a stiff salute.