".... What?" Major asks, blinking. He ... doesn't really get it. Not at first. But then, the proverbial lightbulb goes off, his eyes widen, and he tosses back his head to let out a belly laugh. He keeps going for a little bit before dabbing at the tears that've formed at his eyes, shaking his head. "No, no. Oh man, no. Too bad, right?

I mean, if I were into dudes, Ravi would be The One, I think, but sadly, no. We are just BFFs." A pause. "I mean, I say just, but it's not just, you know? He's .. saved me so many times over. I trust him with my life."