"Hey hey hey now!" Major says with a slight pout, both on his face and in his tone. "As the proud co-father of a soon-to-be-full-fledged dog, I resent that statement. Minor is plenty smart, thank you. I raised him to be a smart, independent dog who don't need no man. I mean, aside from me and Ravi, who are his human parents. So, I guess a smart, independent dog who only needs two men. I did have a cat growing up, though. We uncreatively called it "Kitty," but he was awesome. I loved that thing."