"Ah, gotcha," Major says with an understanding nod. "Still seems kinda crazy to me that you and Ravi didn't hit it off. You've got so much in common, with the whole science thing and all." He makes a vague gesture towards her, palm facing out. "He was also oddly avoidant when I asked what he did to make you not like him, by the way. Which makes me think he was just being a general asshat and won't admit it."

Mention of the internet gets a groan.

"To think of all of those dumb videos I used to take for granted. My favorites were the dogs afraid to walk by cats. They always made me laugh for some reason."