"I'm pretty sure you'd get a lot of them, if other folks knew you were attempting some kinda home brew here." Major picks up the pint and swirls the liquid around it a few times, bringing it up to the light to inspect. It looks good enough, as far as he's concerned. He lifts it to his nose to give it a whiff, and damn, is it strong. He coughs a few times, taken by surprise by the potency of the stuff, and then lets out a laugh.

"Okay, it's a little stronger than I was expecting. But .. bottoms up!" He takes a swig of the stuff, trying to hold it in his mouth for a few seconds before swallowing it. He starts coughing some more, covering his mouth with his other hand as he does so. Once that's subsided, he waits, looking around like he's expecting something to happen. "Hey, still alive with no new arms or body parts. That stuff is strong as hell, but it tastes enough like vodka to me to call it that!"