Sam supposed that meant her aging had picked up too. But did that mean she'd somehow accelerated to the age her body was supposed to be? Or she'd just picked up from the moment she'd been frozen? There really wasn't much of a way to tell, seeing as she'd only been a vampire for three years.

Maybe her tits would still get a little bigger. That would be nice.

Either way, though, this was more of a birthday than the last few birthdays had actually been. And she wasn't really sure how to feel about that.

Then again, Sam was never really sure how to feel about most things. She was just too broken inside for that, she supposed.

"Well," she said, "my mother would say that the appropriate response is that you don't look a day over 29."