"I wouldn't dream of getting in between you and your beloved brew. You don't think I've learned after all this time? C'mon, man, give me some credit," Major says as he approaches carefully, nudging his friend with his elbow. He doesn't get too close, though, because ... well, like he said, he's learned. He's mostly just curious about these new gifts.

"Oh man, what I wouldn't give for one of those babies to show up in a box. Though I never really learned how to properly develop film, so I'd just be .. taking photos and letting them sit on the rolls 'til the end of time. Kind of a waste. Besides the fact that I don't think there's a damn person in this village who'd believe you if you said that."