"Ding ding ding! Very good, Contestant Number Two!" Major's making a poop joke, but he feels like the excitement of the percolator is going to outshine that fact. He gives Ravi a round of applause as he goes over to the device and picks it up, turning it around in his hands a few times to get a good look at the thing. "I'm pretty sure my mom has one of these as kitchenware decoration. On top of the cabinet, you know? I don't think we ever actually used one."

He looks over to Ravi whilst holding the percolator next to his face.

"Do you know how to use this thing?"