"Don't we have to grind them up or something first? Do you get the same .. uh, what's the word? Extraction of flavor by just boiling the beans?" Major has literally no idea how anyone makes coffee, aside from going to a coffee shop or a Starbucks and asking for a blonde roast or something more substantial. He wishes that they'd taught stuff like this in Home Ec in school. At least that would've been useful, if anyone just so happened to come through a mystical fountain into a stupid Penny Dreadful-era village.

He nods at Ravi's statements, one after the other.

"I - no. I just got up and there was a friggin' light on at the side of my bed. I immediately got up and ran down to the hall to your room. I didn't see another box? God, don't get my hopes up for a television. Don't do that, because you know how much heartbreak I'd suffer if you put the thought in my head and it turns out not to be true. You know how fragile I am when it comes to that stuff!"