"How are we gonna make it? Do we have to like, figure out how to make a Bear Grylls-style filter and whatever? Cook it over an open flame next to an open can of beans or something?" Major leans in closer, just to get a big ol' whiff of the stuff. Even though they have the very rare and occasional feast in which he gorges himself, especially on the coffee, the fact that it's just .. there, in their cabin, tempting them and ready to be made, is nothing short of miraculous.

"Maybe." He glances down towards Minor before scooping him up. "I mean, a puppy versus coffee doesn't seem too fair, unless you're also the reason we suddenly have lights and electricity, in which case .." He covers both of Minor's ears with his hands. "It might make an even deal."