"I was about to say. The first few things you mentioned are generally what happens to me in the morning before I've been caffeinated," is what he says, only mildly joking given that he doesn't actually feel like it's that much off the mark.

Of course, he never ends up dead because of that bad luck.

"How do you avoid the pesky consequences?" he asks, because that thought strikes him, suddenly. "Do you have a special 'no-cursing' policy?" he deadpans. "Some special gloves to avoid it?"