She'd never heard of Mystic Falls. But that was really par for the course. Anywhere on the east coast that wasn't New York City or Disney World tended to kind of blur together into one great, big geographic blob. So she settled for shaking Elena's hand. Sam's grip was tight. The kind of handshake they emphasized in women's empowerment seminars in school. Karen and Avery were always on her case about that. She couldn't squeeze someone's hand too tight. There were hunters around. They'd notice the lack of pulse.

Joke was on them, she guessed.

How the fuck would they take to the whole 'suddenly human' bullshit? She honestly had no idea.

"2010, huh?" she said, with a slight smile. "I'd tell you who won the next Super Bowl, but I'm not big on sports ball."