Squat is basically all that any of them have, even after how long some of them have been here. Whoever's behind this only gives out any information when they want to, and being toyed with like that is infuriating. But so far he hasn't found anything that he can do about it.

"I'm sure I've missed some, since I can't be everywhere at the same time, but I did hear about a man who got stuck with bunny ears and a tail. Someone else ended up with unusual hair color. Things of that sort."