Major winces as Ravi faceplants on the ground, but bites back the snicker he so desperately wants to let free. For his friend's sake, and for whatever dignity he might have left, though, he keeps it in.

"Ohhhhh, I get what you're going for. Thinking maybe biting it again might turn you back? Yeah, that's not a bad idea, I guess. I mean, I doubt it could get worse than what you're dealing with right now." He thinks of all of the things that could happen that would classify as 'backfire' if he takes another bite of apple, but at the same time, Ravi just might be onto something. "Go for it. You don't really have anything to lose." What a bold-faced lie.