"That is both a turn on and disturbing, which makes perfect sense for my life," Ravi admits, because honestly, why would that ever be any different now that he's here and dealing with ferret bits instead of zombie ones? It's all the same in the end, right? "Let's go to yours, the last thing I need is explaining any of this to Major," he says with a grimace.

"That man has a terrible habit of sniffing out when something odd has happened and getting himself involved," he says darkly, not pleased about how often this happens.