"I'm fairly sure that the whole purpose was for someone's entertainment," is Ravi's deadpanned comment, seeing as he can only imagine that whoever is behind these little experiments may currently be rolling around on the ground with hysterics at Ravi's temporary stint as a ferret. To be fair, if it hadn't happened to him, he might be in a similar situation.

"I feel furry still, and like I need the world's most scalding shower. Barring that, your strongest lye," he requests. "Please tell me that you have something that will scrubs the rodent off."