It's like Major wants to frustrate Ravi even more on top of the whole ferret thing, but at this point, he's sort of resigned to it and not to mention, he's actually just a touch comfortable with the way that Major is carrying him around, so it's soothing him, to a degree.

He squeaks no for the first question, then the second. He doesn't know how to explain 'the apple was already on the ground like a tempting morsel' and that Ravi should have known better, though he suspects that last point is heavily implied.