Okay, so .. this is getting stranger by the second. The ferret's now taking great care to bring Major an apple that's been lying on the ground, and just when he's about to protest that he isn't all that hungry, it finally clicks.
Give the guy some credit, okay? He hasn't been here all that long, certainly not long enough to just .. expect his best friend to be turned into a rodent. Huh, are ferrets rodents? Or are they weasels? They kind of look like weasels, or skinks? Are those even a -- MAJOR, focus!
"You ate the apple, and something in the apple turned you into a ferret?" He's still not 100% sure he isn't hallucinating or having some weird plant-induced drug trip, but .. let's roll with it for now. "Huh. I don't .. I don't really know what to do with that information, aside from get you inside so that you aren't at risk of being carried off by a hawk or something. All right, let me get your stuff and then put you on top of it, so it's like you're a king, riding on a cushion being carried by a super buff and handsome dude," he explains, going to do all of the things he said.
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Give the guy some credit, okay? He hasn't been here all that long, certainly not long enough to just .. expect his best friend to be turned into a rodent. Huh, are ferrets rodents? Or are they weasels? They kind of look like weasels, or skinks? Are those even a -- MAJOR, focus!
"You ate the apple, and something in the apple turned you into a ferret?" He's still not 100% sure he isn't hallucinating or having some weird plant-induced drug trip, but .. let's roll with it for now. "Huh. I don't .. I don't really know what to do with that information, aside from get you inside so that you aren't at risk of being carried off by a hawk or something. All right, let me get your stuff and then put you on top of it, so it's like you're a king, riding on a cushion being carried by a super buff and handsome dude," he explains, going to do all of the things he said.